I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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