Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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