due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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