another moral hangover. fuck.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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