Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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