make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You pole danced in your parka.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
