If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
40s are totally the cure
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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