By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Randomize
