Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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