I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
This house was built for laser tag.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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