how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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