I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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