mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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