names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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