Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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