You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
PANTIES FOUND
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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