Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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