The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
