yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
