Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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