I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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