He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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