but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Randomize
