Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I can text with my tongue
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just forgot I was standing up.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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