are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
being pregnant is like rehab
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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