talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
