I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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