dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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