Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
