i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dick very happy bro
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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