Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I supernannyed him into submission
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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