you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
we should paint friendship bongs
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