just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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