I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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