Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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