I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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