okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
