I wanna bring you to show and tell
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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