It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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