dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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