Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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