does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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