I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
you made out with another girl for some wings
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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