Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
