even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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