No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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