Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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