she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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