No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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