Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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